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I said : Let me taste more. The vet: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down. A: They drowned in Spring training. Description: They say take risk to get success in life but our comedians say that the span of life is really very very short so why to put in danger by taking risks. One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison. Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

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Very Short Jokes & Funny One Liners Collection

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But for gravity, I'd be a high-flyer. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Pick him up and suck on his cock! Brenda demanded to know, 'Why is it you limit your employees to married men? On 1st September 2017: Priest to drunker: You will go in hell if you will not quit drinking. Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? Haha - it was kid of Buffalo! The other watches your snatch. . Best answer: The time after office life. Q: What do you call a gang banger behind bars? The Airline flight attendant in this next tale is going the same way as Pete.

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Q: Why are pubic Hairs so curly? Q; Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? Then after 16 miles the English man gets tired and drops out. . . They called for the S. Wife: If I would have been married to a Monster, I would have been felt much better than with you. .

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Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam. Are you from Toy Story? Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide? For more Short Funny Jokes on at related topic see on the page Really Funny Quick Jokes or on the page Best Short Jokes Ever. A: A stake sandwich… 107. It is better to be late than to arrive ugly! Right where you left it. Q: Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant? Kid: Because one shoe was with mom and other was with dad!. Completely baffled by this unexpected event, the fitter decides to reassemble the cupboard and sit inside it to see whether he can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse.

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42 Funny One Liner Jokes

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Humour is really a good medium to remove boredom and to start a good conversation anywhere. First honeymoon comes and only after it Son comes! Call her and tell her. A: He ate it before it was cool! Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Crabs on your organ. Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? He was really good at bacon. .

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127 Really Funny Corny Jokes

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How do we know good jokes? To stop them from peeling. . A: So they don't poke her eye out. When is the happiest time for married man;s life. To get to the other side! Description: Of-course she is so fatty and over-weighted that the scale got afraid of her weight and replied, I can not answer in 10 digits. Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it's gay? Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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I know because they told me. Mother stops her on the way and says: please do not go back, just go with your hubby. . They were in a jam. . Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One of man in our village got award on his amazing farming work! Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 64. . He kissed to girl and again kissed and said: This is known as plus. Have I told you this deja vu joke before? The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? Beggar at door shouts: I have no objection in eating breads, butter, rice, ice creams, fast foods. A: The back of my hand.

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Top 100 Short Jokes

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Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? Husband: I need power to fight with my wife. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross? Q: Why was the African American girl quiet during the movie? Q: Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? Fred, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a top class job, but you're being late so often is quite a worry. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? In steps a very large black man. Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on 94. A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. The bear was taking a shit in the woods when he asked the rabbit if he had problems with shit sticking to its fur. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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